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THOUGHTS
OUT LOUD.

Accessories for women with something to say.

Small things. Loud thoughts. Very little filter.

NZ-OWNED SMALL BUSINESS | TRACKED NZ DELIVERY | DISPATCHED IN 1–3 BUSINESS DAYS | AFTERPAY AVAILABLE

THE SHIT EVERYONE'S LOVING

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Black and white Is Done an Emotion Because I Feel That in My Soul enamel pin
Blue Sorry That’s Above My Pay Grade enamel pin

Small pins. Loud thoughts.

Funny enamel pins for jackets, totes and lanyards—for women with opinions.

$7 EACH · PICK ANY 3 FOR $18

PINS FOR THE THOUGHTS
YOU DIDN’T SAY OUT LOUD.

Colourful I Don’t Have Enough Serotonin for This Shit enamel pin

ONE FOR YOU. ONE FOR YOUR WORK BESTIE. ONE FOR THE SISTER WHO GETS IT.

Pins

WEAR YOUR THOUGHTS

Enamel pins for everything you’re thinking.

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CARRY THE MESSAGE

Statement totes with jobs and opinions.

Everyone Brings Joy Office Desk Sign

PUT IT IN WRITING

Workplace thoughts, professionally displayed.

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF ATTITUDE

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PRODUCT
SPOTLIGHT

Block. Delete. Move On.

Closure, now available in tote form.

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For strong boundaries, fresh starts and women who have officially stopped accepting applications for unnecessary drama.

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Carry your essentials—not the emotional baggage.

Best sellers

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YOU WERE THINKING IT.

WE JUST PUT IT ON SOMETHING.

A LITTLE HONESTY FOR YOUR DESK.

Funny desk signs for offices, counters and workspaces that could use a little more personality—and significantly less pretending.

PLZ Use It Funny Brain Acrylic Desk Sign

Bold. Funny. Slightly unfiltered. Very relatable.

All About Us

Thoughts Out Loud!

Totes Babes began with a simple idea: women are carrying a lot—and thinking even more.
Work. Life admin. Unanswered emails. Questionable decisions. Boundaries that apparently need repeating. And approximately seventeen thoughts happening at any given moment.

So we turned those thoughts into things worth keeping.

Our funny products say what you’re thinking. Our practical digital tools help you deal with everything you’re thinking about.

From statement tote bags, enamel pins and desk signs, everything at Totes Babes is chosen or created for women with personality, opinions and a lot going on.

We’re a small New Zealand brand built around humour, honesty and the comforting knowledge that somebody else gets it.

Bold. Relatable. Slightly unfiltered.

Just like the women we make it for.

FIND US 
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New drops, office humour and thoughts we probably should’ve kept to ourselves.

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Shop sassy tote bags, enamel pins, desk signs + cards.
For queens in their say-it-out-loud era.
Loud thoughts. Very little filter.
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